Does he say that he don't have BF1942 but he has BF1942?
How can this guy survive?
One day in catch23's life....-Hey, I'm hungry!
-I need something to eat.
-Oh, I only got some potatoes and veal in the fridge.
-But I want food, couse I'm hungry!
-Where can I find food?
-I think I have to eat vanilla food, it will be converted to food in stomach anyway.
-Hmm, last time I ate veal they where warm?
-When I took them out from fridge now they where cold?
-I don't want cold vanilla food.
-I want warm food.
-I think a friend told me that, ah, I forgot. But he said it would be, or not.
-How do I convert cold vanilla food to warm food?
-Can I use Photoshop?
-But I don't have Photoshop, my uncle has, he's the big CATCH23.
-I will call him.
Ringing......
-Hmm, why he never answer the phone after I gave him that number presentation thingi for x-mas?
-Ah, food are 3D, then I need 3D max.
-But how do I open food in 3D max?
-Damn it, I can't fit potatoes into slot.
-If I press them into computer through fan, will I get chips then?
-Now I'm even thirsty.
-How do I open this can of Coke?
-I go online and ask on a forum.
"I thirst, need coke in me, how to fix, I'm so hungry"
-Hope I get answer soon.
Waiting......
-No answer? What, does nobody know how to open a Coke?
-I ask again.
"I need hurry now, couse I, pls, how 2, fast reply, urgent"
Waiting.....
-Still no answer?
-I ask why veal is cold then.
"Food cold, need warm, but it's vanilla, need not vanilla. Can I use 3D max?"
-Now they have to see that I'm hungry and thirsty.
Waiting.....
-Still no answer?
-Ah, I go to McD¤#, hmm, what was the name of that place?
-I don't remember, I go to sleep now, couse I'm so bored anyway.
-When I wake up I probely forgot that I was..... hmm, what was it I was now again?
-Good Night.
All names has been altered to avoid people from being hurt by this story. 
Sorry, couldn't help myself
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